Wisdom

J.R. Glasgow sent the following, which gave me a laugh:

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old gal.

“Now I have a $500,000 home two $45,000 cars, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."

Aren't older women great? They know how to solve mid-life crises.